“Today is January 13th, and it’s Make Your Dreams Come True Day.”
“Lord, oh mighty, I certainly hope not. The dream I had last night was horrific! I don’t want it to come true.”
“What did you dream?”
“I dreamt I owed $1 million in back taxes and ICE was coming for me.”
“ICE doesn’t go after people because of back taxes.”
“Are you sure about that?”
(SHRUGS) “Well, can’t say that I am.”
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