“Oakley, do you still find me sexy?”

“Uh, well, sure, I guess. Why are you lounging around in that skimpy nightgown? It’s 10 degrees outside.”

(SMILES COYLY) “I thought maybe you could warm me up.”

“Oh, lord, Roxy. I just had my 81st birthday, and I’m undergoing chemotherapy. How MUCH can you expect from one man?”

“Excuses, excuses. Always excuses.”

Daily writing prompt
What are your feelings about eating meat?
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