“I can’t find my will.”
“Do you need it?”
“Not today, I don’t think, but someone’s gonna need it eventually.”
“I’ll help you look, Mom.”
“Good. I want to make sure you get my toaster oven.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that. I already have one.”
“You don’t WANT my toaster oven?”
“I didn’t say that. I don’t NEED another toaster oven. Maybe someone you know needs one.”
“Daughter, never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
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