Old Fart Shenanigans

“I think we need to stop talking about and worrying about the insanity that’s going on in the country.”

“You mean, we should ignore it?”

“Yes! Just like our mothers did when we did something so bad they couldn’t bring themselves to address it and pretended like it didn’t happen.”

“Maybe your mother ignored it, but mine didn’t. She cut loose with some whoop ass on me, and she was always clearly the winner. Remember how big and strong she was?”

“Oh. So, instead of ignoring things and pretending that things are okay, we should cut loose with some whoop ass?”

“I didn’t say that, but I think there must be a happy medium.”

“How about we think and talk about it on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and never mention it on the other days?”

“Okay.”

“Oh, by the way, would you share your Nobel Peace Prize?”

“Hell, no!”