
… December 15th, and it’s Wear Your Pearls Day.”
“I don’t own any pearls.”
“Why not?”
(SHRUGS) “I’m not the pearl type.”
“You could be if you just put them on.”
“Nah. Not gonna work. The dye was cast long ago.”


… December 15th, and it’s Wear Your Pearls Day.”
“I don’t own any pearls.”
“Why not?”
(SHRUGS) “I’m not the pearl type.”
“You could be if you just put them on.”
“Nah. Not gonna work. The dye was cast long ago.”
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